Lil Wayne
Rapper, Musician
"Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke."
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Jokes
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Nina Simone
Singer, Songwriter, Pianist
"Desegregation is a joke."
George Orwell
Writer, Journalist
"Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes."
Langston Hughes
Poet, Novelist
"Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs."
Glen Campbell
Musician
"I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did."
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"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
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"Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all."
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"I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power."
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"I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to."
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"When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke"
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"Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it."
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"In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington."
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"Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right."
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"We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke."
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"In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic."
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"I start with the joke line and write backward."
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"You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy."
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"...the Gods too love a joke."
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"A joke a day keeps the gloom away!"
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"Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny."
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"Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do."
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"I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot."
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"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."
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"You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job."
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"Jokes are grievances."
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