"Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog."
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"If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am."
"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent."
"The point is to strip down, get protestant, then even more naked. Walk over scorched bricks to find your own soul. Your heart a searching dog in the rubble."
"A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts"
"Actions speak louder than words, and a smile says, 'I like you. You make me happy. I am glad to see you.' That is why dogs make such a hit. They are so glad to see us that they almost jump out of their skins. So, naturally, we are glad to see them."
"And if our book consumption remains as low as it has been, at least let us admit that it is because reading is a less exciting pastime than going to the dogs, the pictures or the pub, and not because books, whether bought or borrowed, are too expensive."
"No, my dog used to gaze at me, paying me the attention I need, the attention required to make a vain person like me understand that, being a dog, he was wasting time, but, with those eyes so much purer than mine, he’d keep on gazing at me with a look that reserved for me alone all his sweet and shaggy life, always near me, never troubling me, and asking nothing."
"Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are."
"The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying for any superfluous leg."
"I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat."
"I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it."
"Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail."
"The thing I like most about dogs is their absolute belief in their own innocence, even when they've been caught redhanded. No matter what they've been doing, every bad dog bears the same look when scolded: "What?""
"Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark."
"Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog."
"Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like cleaning stables."
"I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog."
"In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss."
"Sleep with me sleep with my dogs-"