Dorothy Parker

Poet, Writer, Critic

Dorothy Parker was a renowned American poet, critic, and satirist known for her sharp wit and insightful commentary on love and society.

Born
August 22, 1893
Died
June 7, 1967
Quotes
316
Rank
#427

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"Despite his persecutions, Mr. [Upton] Sinclair reveals himself in Money Writes! to be an enviable man. Always the thing he desires to believe is the thing he feels he knows to be true."

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"[Completely bored by a country weekend, wiring to a friend:] For heaven's sake, rush me a loaf of bread, enclosing saw and file."

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"Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn."

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"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"

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"My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man."

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"My verses, I cannot say poems. . . . I was following in the exquisite footsteps of Miss Millay, unhappily in my own horrible sneakers."

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"I've finally gotten to the bottom of things."

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"There was a reason for the cost of those perfectly plain black dresses."

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"[At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven't talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today - including the bride and groom."

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"We were all imitative. We all wandered in after Miss Edna St. Vincent Millay. We were all being dashing and gallant, declaring we weren't virgins, whether we were or not."

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"...as for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a pencil eraser, it will erase ink."

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"[Suggesting an epitaph for herself:] This is on me."

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"[Requesting her epitaph to read this way:] Excuse my dust."

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"Sure, you make money writing on the coast ... but that money is like so much compressed snow. It goes so fast it melts in your hand."

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"There was always something immensely comic to her in the thought of living elsewhere than New York. She could not regard as serious proposals that she share a western residence."

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"Just begin a story with such a phrase as 'I remember Disraeli - poor old Dizz! - once saying to me, in answer to my poke in the eye,' and you will find me and Morpheus off in a corner, necking."

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"People are more than fun than anybody."

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"If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead."

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"People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!"

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