"The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood."
"Rather than arriving five hours late and flustered, it would be better all around if he were to arrive five hours and a few extra minutes late, but triumphantly in command."
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Source: Douglas Adams (2014). “The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul”, p.28, Simon and Schuster
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