"The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood."
"There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now... What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams."
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Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Book 1). Book by Douglas Adams (Chapter 3), October 12, 1979.
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