"If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk."
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"I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before."
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"I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library."
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"In a few days I'll have lived one score and three days in this vale of tears. On I plod-always bored, often drunk, doing no penance for my faults-rather do I become more tolerant of myself from day to day, hardening my crystal heart with blasphemous humor and shunning only toothpicks, pathos, and poverty as being the three unforgivable things in life."
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"As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk"
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"Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in a minority here. But still, how can you call yourself a true tea-lover if you destroy the flavour of your tea by putting sugar in it? It would be equally reasonable to put in pepper or salt. Tea is meant to be bitter, just as beer is meant to be bitter. If you sweeten it, you are no longer tasting the tea, you are merely tasting the sugar; you could make a very similar drink by dissolving sugar in plain hot water."
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"I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk."
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"Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity, very drunk."
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"Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle."
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"Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk."
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"He wanted all to lie in an ecstasy of peace; I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. I said his heaven would be only half alive; and he said mine would be drunk: I said I should fall asleep in his; and he said he could not breathe in mine."
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""What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water.""
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"Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness."
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"I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles."
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"Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed."
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"I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk."
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"I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get drunk, go to church, go to analysts, or take part in demonstrations."
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"I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane."
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"Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier."
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"Be drunk with LOVE, for Love is all that exists."
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