"Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat."
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"Curvy is just a polite way of saying fat."
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"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."
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"Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine."
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"Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out."
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"Yes, the deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever and getting fatter. What they're ready to operate on is your wallet."
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"A fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.]"
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"Do you know we are being led to Slaughters by placid admirals & that fat slow generals are getting Obscene on young blood Do you know we are ruled by t.v."
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"I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain."
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"I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person."
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"All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body."
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"And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor."
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"I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady."
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"Liposuction isn't an option, because I don't have any fat under my skin. The solution? ReFirme, which is painless"
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"I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet."
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"To clarify, the issue isn’t that I’m too fat, it’s that I’m too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!"
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"A man must take the fat with the lean."
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"My love is inside me where my fat was."
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"When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened."
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"She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person."
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