"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."
"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."
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Source: Character: Geraldine. Flip, TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1970-1974.
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