J. K. Rowling
Novelist, Screenwriter
"One can never have enough socks"
Funny Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas
15 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
Erma Bombeck
Humorist, Writer
"No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday."
Arlo Guthrie
Singer-Songwriter
"What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
John Leo
Journalist, Author
"The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: "Some assembly required.""
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