Funny Inspirational quotes
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"Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that they are, and they are. My mum taught me to have a soul."
"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."
"Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food."
"Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless."
"The basis of optimism is sheer terror."
"Our favorite holding period is forever."
"Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right."
"The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves"
"[Hope is] the dream of a waking man."
"In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're gone."
"I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short."
"If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right."
"When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened"
"Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and distressing. There is no justification in indulging is such acts of brutality."
"It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned."
"The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly."
"The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean."
"I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box."
"Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive."
"Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable."
