Aristotle Onassis
Shipping magnate
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
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Funny Love
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Groucho Marx
Actor, Comedian, Writer
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
William Shakespeare
Playwright, Poet
"A light heart lives long."
Groucho Marx
Actor, Comedian, Writer
"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."
Oscar Wilde
Writer
"True friends stab you in the front."
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"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
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"Love loves to love love."
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"Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake."
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"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers."
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"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."
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"Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled."
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"When turkeys mate they think of swans."
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"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."
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"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."
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"I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough."
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"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
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"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
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"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
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"If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide."
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"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
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"A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house."
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"Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."
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"You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences."
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"But even if we take matrimony at its lowest, even if we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship recognised by the police, there must be degrees in the freedom and sympathy realised, and some principle to guide simple folk in their selection."
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"The triumph of hope over experience."
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