"I was a black sheep, but now I'm just a goat"
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"Great sermon helped me to reflect on scape goats, forgiveness, revenge and the messiness of community. .. where I referenced this sermon. Thanks! Keep preaching the damn Gospel!"
"We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English."
"It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom."
"There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better.""
"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained."
"Goat screaming videos are hilarious."
"The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond."
"Fourteen-year-old, why must you giggle and dote, Fourteen-year-old, why are you such a goat? I'm fourteen years old, that is the reason, I giggle and dote in season."
"Shagga son of Dolf likes this not. Shagga will go with the boyman, and if the boyman lies, Shagga will chop off his manhood-" "-and feed it to the goats, yes," Tyrion said wearily."
"No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere."
"No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me off in another direction -- toward anarchy and poverty and craziness. That maddening delusion that a man can lead a decent life without hiring himself out as a Judas Goat."
"Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water."
"Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding."
"The lust of the goat is the bounty of God."
"It's bad enough in life to do without something YOU want; but confound it, what gets my goat is not being able to give somebody something you want THEM to have."
"A Myrddraal has less cunning than a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor. And a goat has more sense."
"Its better to live a goat than 100 sheep."
"I am a poor mendicant. My earthly possessions consist of six spinning wheels, prison dishes, a can of goat's milk, six homespun loincloths and towels and my reputation, which cannot be worth much."