"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."
"Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done."
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Source: Olympic skater Gracie Gold's secret to a tight, toned core. www.foxnews.com. February 14, 2014.
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