"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."
"I fully realize that every promise I make, the Republicans will double and the Democrats will redouble. They think this will make me vulnerable, but they don't know I have some tricks up my sleeve, along with a box of raisins to munch on while I'm waiting for the returns to come in."
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Source: How to Become President. Book by Gracie Allen, 1940.
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