"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."
"I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it."
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Source: Olympic skater Gracie Gold's secret to a tight, toned core. www.foxnews.com. February 14, 2014.
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