"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."
"I think there's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about."
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Source: Say Good Night, Gracie!. Book by Susan Sackett and Cheryl Blyt, 1986.
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