"If there was a god, he wouldn't let a guy walk right up and shoot you in the face now would he? That's right, now you get the picture. Truth burns doesn't it?"
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"Bono actually gets a lot of substantial work done. The guy really does put a lot of things together and, while I'm not a fan of his music, I greatly applaud his humanitarian efforts."
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"To justify being listened to, I try to be as well informed as I can. Hence, the travel. Reading is good too. Reading gets you part way there, and I do read pretty voraciously for a guy who's trying to write so much."
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"I'm not much of an improv guy. That's a talent I don't have."
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"I'm just a guy. I get treated like I'm famous but I don't take it seriously. I take the time people take out to check me out very, very seriously."
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"I'm not trying to say I'm a big tough guy... I'm a typical American-waist deep in this violent culture."
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"I'd like to rid myself of writing, to surrender, to release the venom. And hopefully at some point, I'll be a happy, well-adjusted guy and I'll have no need for all that 'art.'"
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"And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed."
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"I'm not too much of a wild guy. I'm all about work, I'm all about studio."
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"America has had an influence on me, as has going out with a Cuban-American guy and having lots of American friends. But I am still fundamentally British and speak with a British accent and feel very English."
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"I have no-fail chemistry. A guy turns me on, he's the wrong one for me."
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"I was having coffee with my bodyguard. I didn't expect to be hunting bad guys until later. Leather before sundown is tacky."
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"My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy."
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"Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I'm covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me?"
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"You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart."
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"I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him."
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"Where are we going? You never told me." "My home in Romania." Wow, this guy wasn’t kidding with his Dracula fixation."
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"Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out."
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"Facebook is that successful guy you're supposed to want to date, but you can't keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak."
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"This isn't like an auction, right? You guys aren't going to take it away?"
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