"Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this."
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"I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man."
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"You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity."
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"Hunger is insolent, and will be fed."
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"If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair."
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"I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God."
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"Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria."
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"What so tedious as a twice-told tale?"
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"Two friends, two bodies with one soul inspired."
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"The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken."
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"His native home deep imag'd in his soul."
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"It never was our guise to slight the poor, or aught humane despise."
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"We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?"
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"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
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"Not vain the weakest, if their force unite."
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"I war not with the dead."
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"Do not mourn the dead with the belly."
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"The long historian of my country's woes."
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"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman."
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"The strong must protect the sweet."
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