Homer

Poet

Homer was an ancient Greek poet known for epic works like The Iliad and The Odyssey, which explore themes of fate, heroism, and the human experience.

Born
December 31, 0755
Died
December 31, 0669
Quotes
524
Rank
#187

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"When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!"

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"For when two Join in the same adventure, one perceives Before the other how they ought to act; While one alone, however prompt, resolves More tardily and with a weaker will."

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"So peaceful shalt thou end thy blissful days, And steal thyself from life by slow decays."

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"To speak his thoughts is every freeman's right, in peace and war, in council and in fight."

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"The god of war is impartial: he hands out death to the man who hands out death."

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"The skin of the coward changes color all the time, he can't get a grip on himself, he can't sit still, he squats and rocks, shifting his weight from foot to foot, his heart racing, pounding inside the fellow's ribs, his teeth chattering. He dreads some grisly death. But the skin of a brave soldier never blanches. He's all control. Tense but no great fear."

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"Bursts as a wave that from the clouds impends, And swell'd with tempests on the ship descends; White are the decks with foam; the winds aloud Howl o'er the masts, and sing through every shroud: Pale, trembling, tir'd, the sailors freeze with fears; And instant death on every wave appears."

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"All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious."

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"It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his country."

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"Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor."

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"You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?"

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