Ella Fitzgerald
Jazz Singer
"I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns."
Horny quotes
Horny
74 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
Richard Pryor
Comedian, Actor
"If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'."
James Russell Lowell
Poet, Essayist
"And blessed are the horny hands of toil."
Jean Genet
Playwright, Novelist
"There are mornings when all men experience with fatigue a flush of tenderness that makes them horny."
Dana Gould
Comedian
"I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros."
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"I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely."
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"I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones or something."
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"Love is what still goes on when you're not horny."
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"But if I didn't have to make money, I would still play my horn."
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"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out."
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"You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny."
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"So it's really hard for a horn player to comp. But I'm totally into trying to switch those paradigms around and find a little magic space where that works, and try to mine that."
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"No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him."
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"Ultimately, I want to make everyone horny."
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"I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?"
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"The coke made me incredibly horny."
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