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"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."
"I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?"
"I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody."
"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
"You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart."