Virginia Woolf
Novelist
"One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly."
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Jelly
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Madonna Ciccone
Singer
"I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers."
Lady Gaga
Singer, Actress
"Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be."
Bob Dylan
Singer-songwriter
"When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees."
Lewis Carroll
Author, Mathematician
"It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied."
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"I'm so spoiled - I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day. Otherwise, it's going to be a bad day. I also love Jelly Bellies. But that's bad. Don't tell my mom."
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"Proximity to power has an unsurprising ability to mutate a politician's spinal cord into bright yellow jelly."
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"You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline."
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"He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared of you my spine has turned to jelly, it's just that I'm suffering from an overdose of terror right now. I mean, when I've got over that then I'll have time to be decently frightened of you."
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"If you read enough Lionel Fanthorpe, your brain starts to turn to jelly and just dribbles out of your ears."
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