Confucius
Philosopher
"A man without a mustache is a man without a soul."
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Mustache
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John Oates
Musician
"A good mustache makes a man for many reasons."
John Oates
Musician
"My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era."
Bill Murray
Actor, Comedian
"I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something."
Albert Einstein
Physicist
"Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip."
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"Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches."
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"No wife, no horse, no mustache"
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"If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you."
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"There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one."
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"I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school."
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"I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call indicating, when you twirl your mustache."
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"When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees."
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"The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler."
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"Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler."
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"The delirium and horror of the East. The dusty catastrophe of Asia. Green only on the banner of the Prophet. Nothing grows here except mustaches."
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"His fair landlady was in despair. She would most willingly have made M. d'Artagnan her husband--such a handsome man, and such a fierce mustache!"
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"I was born with my moustache and, no, I've never been tempted to shave it off. I don't spend a lot of time worrying about my face and, like Gilbert and Sullivan's Katisha, my best feature is my left shoulder-blade."
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"You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly. "What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron. "What did you have to imitate her for?" "She laughed at my mustache!" "So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen."
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"Have a care how you speak to me, Imp. Doubtless he meant to sound threatening, but that absurd wisp of a mustache ruined the effect."
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"It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!"
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"I had grown a thin mustache, I was a full-grown man, and yet I was completely helpless and without a goal in life."
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