"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
"Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get."
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"Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat."
"I never met a lasagna I didn't like"
"There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music."
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"An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today."