"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
"There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music."
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Source: Jim Davis (2012). “Garfield Goes Bananas: His 44th Book”, p.126, Ballantine Group
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