"Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat."
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
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Source: Jim Davis (2012). “Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book”, p.4, Ballantine Group
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