"When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong."
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"When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference."
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"One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before."
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"The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them."
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"Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause."
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"A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married."
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"As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith."
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"If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation."
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"A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower."
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"If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us."
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"I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity."
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"The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded."
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"There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?"
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"Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it."
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"A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good."
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"Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought."
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"Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness."
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"There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them."
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"If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy."
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"Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on."
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