"Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers."
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"Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on."
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"One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married."
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"Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk."
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"In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late."
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"A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one."
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"Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity."
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"Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family."
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"It's the good loser who finally loses out."
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"It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game."
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"It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations"
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"Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty."
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"Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right."
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"If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out."
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"If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances."
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"There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster."
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"Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking."
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"Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble."
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"The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility."
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"Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled."
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