Synyster Gates
Musician, guitarist
"I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him"
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Liquor
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Johnny Carson
Television Host
"Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples."
Alexandre Dumas
Novelist, Playwright
"So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts."
Jonathan Swift
Satirist, Writer
"Better belly burst than good liquor be lost."
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Author, Statistician
"Restaurants get you in with food to sell you liquor; religions get you in with belief to sell you rules."
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"What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety."
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"Liquor is one way out an’ death’s the other."
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"When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?"
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"I am sure antidepressants, drugs, and liquor have their place. But so far, that place is in others, not me."
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"I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor."
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"Liquor may have its defenders, but it has no defense."
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"This is a good place," he said. "There's a lot of liquor," I agreed."
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"There's no liquor in the land that can stop your brain from bleedin"
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"In terms of addressing some of the most impacted communities and historically excluded communities - often of color, often low income - there is this adage in specifically African American communities that on every corner in low income neighborhoods you'll find a liquor store."
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"I laughed and it almost felt good. "Is that a dig at my liquor cabinet?" Cam smiled. "That wasn't liquor, it was swill. And that wasn't a cabinet, it was a drawer."
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"All substances the cunning chemist Time Melts down into that liquor of my life."
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"The liquor of statecraft is distilled from the mash you got."
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"Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it."
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