"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."
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"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."
"One more drink and I'll be under the host."
"A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book."
"Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler."
"Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces."
"If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot."
"Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you."
"Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag."
"Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers."
"Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had."
"It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way."
"Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible."
"Ice is nice at any price."
"The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it."
"Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you"
"To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film."
"... love is banality to all outsiders."
"Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun."
"I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed."
"Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone."