"We are entertainers. We're trying to entertain people."
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"Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it."
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"So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives' same show and conservatives say 'That's awesome, you took on liberals.'"
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"How many fluids should you take in daily? That is an unanswerable question with all of the variables that affect our fluid needs at any given time. If you meet anyone who can answer that question for you, run away quickly."
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"I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations."
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"In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that."
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"I just get my news from the Internet."
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"I would never want the show to be a Democrat show or Republican show, because for us the show's more important than that. It isn't for everybody else in the world, but it is for us."
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"I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.'"
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"There are good characters and bad characters."
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"The pride of the hipster food movement is sort of annoying, but it fascinates me."
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"It is like football with coaches, like, 'We're only going to think about the next game.' It is really true, all you think is, 'Okay, we have to make a good next episode.'"
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"I would vote for a Mormon."
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"I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?"
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"When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back."
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"I think the neoatheists have set atheism back a few decades. And I'm a self-described atheist."
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"Anything you do to lose weight should be as easy as it can possibly be and still deliver results."
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"We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves."
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"Once you get yourselves into things that are working on a deeper level, you just have to keep going. When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back."
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