"McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery."
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"I worked at car washes - two or three different car washes. I worked at McDonald's and Wendy's, I worked as a dishwasher and as a telemarketer in two or three different places. I sold windows door-to-door and never once sold a window."
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"I guess that the salary that they get when they are working with me is, like, it beats working at McDonalds, so it has got some things going for it."
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"Grand Slam losses are hard. I treat myself after losses though, I usually go to McDonald's and I have a hamburger and you know, something. Because you know, you just need to be nice to yourself sometimes after the loss."
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"I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics."
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"I want to get the point across that you may not have money to give to a charity, whether that is Ronald McDonald House or Broadway Cares or DIFFA, but you can help RAISE money or give your time and talents."
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"Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one."
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"McDonald's released a new video showing how it makes their Chicken McNuggets. Apparently it turns out that McNuggets aren't made out of chicken. They're made out of people who ask too many questions."
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"If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life."
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"When you're a corporation, you're going to stick with what works. That's why every McDonald's is the same."
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"I enjoyed working at McDonald's."
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"Once we were driving in the midwest and we pulled into a McDonald's. Someone came up to me and asked me why I have Feynman diagrams all over my van. I replied, "Because I am Feynman!" The young man went, "Ahhhhh!""
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"I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair."
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"Can you believe it? Fifty miles from McDonald's. I didn't think there was anywhere in the world that was fifty miles from McDonald's."
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