"Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake"
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"If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don’t want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way."
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"Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?" Hiding, I guess." Puck leaned down and poked his head under the seat. "I found you." Ms. Smirt shrieked. Puck lifted himself up to his full height and laughed. "She's fun." He leaned back down and she screamed again. "I could do this all day. Can I keep her?"
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"Snow, get behind me!" Charming shouted as he leaped to his feet. "I'll handle this brute." "Billy", the teacher cried. "This is the twenty-first century, Women don't need the white knight routine anymore. I can fight my own battles."
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"Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried. "The arrow coming out is totally more fun to watch going in."
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"So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die."
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"And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?"
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"I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know exactly what to do."
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"Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!"
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"I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le Fay"
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"He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said."
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"How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again."
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"You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio."
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"Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies."
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"That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage."
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"Moth, that wasn't very nice."
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"When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?"
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"Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in New York City. If I were you I'd make an appointment for that face as soon as you get there," he quipped. Sabrina scowled and shook a fist at him. "Keep it up, stinkpot, and you're going to need a plastic surgeon yourself." Puck winked. "No need to get all mushy on me, Grimm."
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"Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!"
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"But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you."
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