Steven Wright
Comedian
"They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right."
Microwaves quotes
Microwaves
9 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
Kerry King
Musician
"I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler."
Kim Harrison
Author
"I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive."
Joan Ryan
Author
"We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up."
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