“Perdiccas threatened to put him to death unless he came to him, "That's nothing wonderful," Diogenes said, "for a beetle or a tarantula would do the same."”
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Angry Quotes — page 189 of 1190
“Life! Don't talk to me about life!”
“If you want a definition of poetry, say: Poetry is what makes me laugh or cry or yawn, what makes my toenails twinkle, what makes me want to do this or that or nothing and let it go at that.”
“An injudicious and malignant enemy often serves the cause he means to injure; but a feeble friend never attains that end.”
“We all know the leopard can't change his stripes.”
“Spite is a little word, but it represents as strange a jumble of feelings and compound of discords, as any polysyllable in the language.”
“The iron rule of nature is: you get what you reward for. If you want ants to come, you put sugar on the floor.”
“The lizard that jumped from a high Iroko tree to the ground said he would praise himself if no-one else did.”
“Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.”
“Films are now made by accountants. They pick a pretty young female or male face out of the air and give them a part - not because they think that person is right for it or is ready for it, but because they think that person will make them money.”
“Secretly everybody's getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That's the kiss-ass generation we're in right now. We're really in a pussy generation. Everybody's walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren't called racist.”
“It's easier for our software to compete with Linux when there's piracy than when there's not.”
“People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?”
“Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?”
“Boards don't hit back.”
“Bell Labs Cafeteria, New York, 1943: His high pitched voice already stood out above the general murmur of well-behaved junior executives grooming themselves for promotion within the Bell corporation. Then he was suddenly heard to say: "No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company."”
“Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand.”
“It is not difficult to destroy Islam. Islam is the pumped up ego of a megalomaniac psychopath. Muhammad was a narcissist madman. Just as a huge balloon can be deflated by a small needle, all it takes to make Islam explode is to ridicule its loony inventor and its brainless followers.”
“I'm the crazy one who thinks that words reach people.”
“There never is a convenient place to fight a war when the other man starts it.”