“Father I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little hatchet.”
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“All government is an ugly necessity.”
“It was nothing personal: if it had been, I would have left him on so he could have suffered like everyone else.”
“I go from exasperation to a state of collapse, then I recover and go from prostration to Fury, so that my average state is one of being annoyed.”
“No more coals to Newcastle, no more Hoares to Paris.”
“They say ignorance is bliss.... they're wrong”
“I don't like to read books. They muss up my mind.”
“Study: 60% of young Americans plan to buy firearms. The other 40% were confused, saying they thought they were free under Obamacare.”
“I don't know how it is, but the Germans are amazed at me and I am amazed at them for finding anything to be amazed about.”
“Though there are some disagreeable things in Venice there is nothing so disagreeable as the visitors.”
“I see America spreading disaster. I see America as a black curse upon the world. I see a long night settling in and that mushroom which has poisoned the world withering at the roots.”
“I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.”
“The thing is, whenever I see Hillary Clinton, I feel like I have to vote for her. She makes me feel guilty because I feel like I should vote for her so that she'll feel better about herself because she'd been in such a bad marriage.”
“Shower on him every blessing, drown him in a sea of happiness, give him economic prosperity such that he should have nothing else to do but sleep, eat cakes, and busy himself with the continuation of the species, and even then, out of sheer ingratitude, sheer spite, man would play you some nasty trick.”
“In most cases, people, even wicked people, are far more naive and simple-hearted than one generally assumes. And so are we.”
“Hip-Hop aint dead, it just had a heart attack.”
“Most people who ask for advice from others have already resolved to act as it pleases them.”
“I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.”
“Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.”
“Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.”