“On the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.”
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“Man is primarily governed by passion and instinct.”
“If you see me in a fight with a bear, pray for the bear.”
“Buy the ticket, take the ride.”
“And have I not told you that what you mistake for madness is but over-acuteness of the sense? --now, I say, there came to my ears a low, dull, quick sound, such as a watch makes when enveloped in cotton. I knew that sound well, too. It was the beating of the old man's heart. It increased my fury, as the beating of a drum stimulates the soldier into courage.”
“I know I'm vulgar, but would you have me any other way?”
“You know, if you’re caught with an ounce of cocaine, the chances are good you’re going to go to jail. If it happens repeatedly, you may go to jail for the rest of your life. But evidently, if you launder nearly a billion dollars for drug cartels and violate our international sanctions, your company pays a fine and you go home and sleep in your own bed at night, every single individual associated with this. I think that’s fundamentally wrong.”
“The psychologist, Paul Rozin, an expert on disgust, observed that a single cockroach will completely wreck the appeal of a bowl of cherries, but a cherry will do nothing at all for a bowl of cockroaches.”
“Throw moderation to the winds, and the greatest pleasures bring the greatest pains.”
“The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers.”
“And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.”
“There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.”
“Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.”
“Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.”
“Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.”
“Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.”
“How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ...Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?”
“I would wanna be a mermaid, but I think I'm a little bit more of a unicorn, because I'm like a little bit more horsey.”
“The fake Zionist [regime] will disappear from the landscape of geography.”
“There are no innocent bystanders ... what are they doing there in the first place?”