"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
"And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee."
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Source: IGN Interviews ILM's Dennis Muren. Interview with Steve Head, www.ign.com. June 30, 2005.
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