"There has to be news at a place called Fox News."
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"I like to cover news when it happens, not five years later."
"What joy is better than the news of friends?"
"Wherever we find news, excitement, mystery and adventure, there, too, we find the newspaper reporter. Always on the alert for something new, ready to risk his very life for a scoop and finding adventure in every corner of the globe."
"We're news junkies in my house."
"I didn't take a job on Fox News because I'm interested in progress. I'm interested in shouting and pointing and simplifying things!"
"I think that if there are problems in journalism they're created by journalists... the trivialisation of the news and the sort of snyed, cynical allowance of untruth to be in a newspaper because it might be titillating."
"Decency is not news; it is buried in the obituaries - but it is a force stronger than crime."
"The good news is that more than ever, value accrues to those that show up, those that make a difference, those that do work that matters."
"Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny."
"First rule in this world baby... don't believe ANYTHING you see on the news."
"It has certainly never been news to me that a brave and brilliant man could love other men."
"the bells of glory that announced to the world the good news that the uncountable time of eternity had come to an end"
"Without the balancing context of everyday life, all you have is the news, and news by its nature is generally bad."
"Everything looks true written down. What you read in National Enquirer and News Of The World looks true written down."
"What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials."
"I only got the opportjnity to co-host a talk show because I failed at news."
"You can make a stack high enough to reach the moon and back, and only then will you have used your 100 billion hamburgers. This is terrifying news to cows."
"Bad news is just an excuse."
"He’s speaking in the tone of voice that everyone uses when they’re about to break you apart. Gentle—kind, even—like they can make the news sound better just by speaking in a lullaby voice."