"If anyone wants to know the weirdest thing, it's getting your hair cut and seeing it on the news. Terrorists probably knew about my haircut."
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"Secrets of the heart are seldom news."
"What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series at the next festival but I don't have any news on that. It's already been on Paramount actually, but as it's on Paramount it'll probably be on several more times... hopefully."
"I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life."
"He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally. Yeah, like that wouldn't make it into the nightly news again: WHEELCHAIR-BOUND CANCER PATIENT ARRESTED FOR FREE SPEECH."
"Great news for someone is always bad news for someone else"
"We mortals hear only the news, and know nothing at all."
"I just get my news from the Internet."
"In truth, the care and expense of our fathers aims only at furnishing our heads with knowledge; of judgement and virtue, little news."
"Now, if I even say the wrong thing I make the news."
"To be able to proclaim the Good News to the poor we must know what is poverty."
"I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less."
"Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain."
"My view is Fox News is a propaganda outlet for the Republican Party and I don't comment on Fox News."
"But there’s a reason we recognize Hamlet as a masterpiece: it’s that Shakespeare told us the truth, and people so rarely tell us the truth in this rise and fall here [indicates blackboard]. The truth is, we know so little about life, we don’t really know what the good news is and what the bad news is."