"Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it"
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"Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it"
"A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime."
"God's eternal laws are kind-and break the heart of stone."
"The aim of the liar is simply to charm, to delight, to give pleasure. He is the very basis of civilized society."
"Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not."
"Hatred is blind, as well as love."
"The best people to work for are me, myself and I."
"Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer."
"Things are because we see them, and what we see, and how we see it, depends on the Arts that influenced us. To look at a thing is very different from seeing a thing. One does not see anything until one sees its beauty. Then, and then only, does it comes into existence."
"Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals."
"Now and then it is a joy to have one's table red with wine and roses."
"I like men who have a future and women who have a past."
"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible."
"I now see that sorrow, being the supreme emotion of which man is capable, is at once the type and test of all great art."
"It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue."
"You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that."
"Anybody can have common sense, provided that they have no imagination."
"Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes."
"Nobody of any real culture, for instance, ever talks nowadays about the beauty of sunset. Sunsets are quite old fashioned. To admire them is a distinct sign of provincialism of temperament. Upon the other hand they go on."
"There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about."