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Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Inspired

“A lot of people were opposed to it. A lot of people were for it. I myself think about it as little as possible.”

Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Funny

“profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you.”

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Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Funny

“All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again.”

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Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Philosophical

“In 1844, Karl Marx said, "Religion is the opiate of the masses." He said this at a time when opium and opium derivatives were the only painkillers. And he said it helped a little. He might as well have said, "Religion is the aspirin of the people."”

Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Inspired

“This is what i find most encouraging about the writing trades: they allow mediocre people who are patient and industrious to revise their stupidity, to edit themselves into something like intelligence. They also allow lunatics to seem saner than sane.”

Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Wise

“I paraphrase Aristotle: If you want to be comical, write about people to whom the audience can feel superior; if you want to be tragical, write about at least one person to whom the audience is bound to feel inferior, and no fair having human problems solved by dumb luck or heavenly intervention.”

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Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Funny

“What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish that people wouldn't get so mad at them.”

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Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Angry

“Oh, God — the lives people try to lead. Oh, God — what a world they try to lead them in.”

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Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Confident

“You can't teach people to write well. Writing well is something God lets you do or declines to let you do.”

Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Funny

“For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold." And there certainly was an analogy there: Colds and babies were both caused by germs which loved nothing so much as a mucous membrane.”

Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Creative

“Take care of the people, and God Almighty will take care of Himself.”

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Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Angry

“Shortridge High School was an elitist high school. In a way it was a scandal because you could go there no matter where you lived, if you could get there. It was for over-achievers. It was for people who were going to college. So we were very special and we were hated for being ritzy.”

Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Angry

“The Circle Theatre, black people had to sit in the balcony. Any theater with a balcony, black people had to sit up there. Black people couldn't check into any hotel except their own. And black people couldn't eat anywhere except in their own restaurants.”

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Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Grateful

“One of the things I'm going to say out there is how grateful I am - and how grateful the world is - for the tremendous gift of the black people, of jazz.”

Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
Funny

“I learned how to make jokes because I wanted to give people as much fun as they did, and I guess I did, too.”

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