Al Smith
Politician
"No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas."
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Conan O'Brien
Television Host, Comedian
"Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer."
Dana Gould
Comedian
"To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down."
Trey Parker
Animator, Writer, Director
"I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person."
Woody Allen
Director, Actor, Writer
"If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life than a non-believer."
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"Nobody shoots at Santa Claus."
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"Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man."
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"One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts."
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"I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much."
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"If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here!"
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""Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas.""
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"Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults."
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"He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of-uniform Santa."
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"When I walk up the piazza of Santa Croce I feel as if it were not a Florentine nor an European church but a church built by and for the human race."
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"Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ❤ #rebelheart"
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"I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time."
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"When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up."
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"Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we imagine Santa with all the white hair and beard and "Ho ho ho." Kind of funny."
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"I wasn't Santa in Santa Jr., but I was Santa in Cancel Christmas."
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"I got to play Santa, too. It's really important to play Santa, you know."
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