"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
"If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?"
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Source: On state visit to Brazil in November 1968. The Reality of Monarchy. Book by Andrew Duncan, 1970.
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