"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
"There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before."
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Source: Royal wedding: Should the royals have real jobs?, www.bbc.co.uk. January 27, 2011.
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