"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
"Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!"
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Source: On the U.S. Apollo program at the press conference in Sao Paulo, Brazil, November 1968. The Reality of Monarchy by Andrew Duncan, 1970.
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