"Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on 'canned' laughter, grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years."
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"I don't like to say, Oh, this is my favorite record because there was a moment that that record made me feel a certain way. The one on the radio at the present moment could be the one that's most inspiring, because it's at that second that you're aware of "the infinite everything.""
"A record deal doesn't make you an artist; you make yourself an artist."
"When you talk about world record times, you have to understand that everything must be perfect the weather, the course, the temperature. It is not always enough to be in good shape."
"A record is worth 10,000 live shows."
"I'm glad that, despite everything, I was able to get work done and finish something. I never finish anything. So just being able to finish record and to make music is a great gift."
"Sophomore records are historically really difficult."
"I don't have to put out another rap record. I can do it at my casual pace."
"Check the records; there has never been an undisciplined person who was a champion. Regardless of the field of endeavor, you'll find this to be true."
"Holmstrom has broken an Olympic record by being cross checked 46 times in one game!"
"I collect records. And cats. I don't have any cats right now. But if I'm taking a walk and I see a cat, I'm happy."
"Nobody heard records of you playing whatever the melody was on those low strings. It worked out good, you know, about 25 or 26 million records later. I guess it worked out alright."
"I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I don't like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy, and pot in the pot box."
"There are all kinds of things that can be done. You can change rhythms, you can change chords, you can change whole concepts. But it will only work, on a record or in a performance, if you can make the people buy it."
"Applications for loans would be judged on a nation's social justice record as well as its economic efficiency."
"The American poultry industry had made it possible to grow a fine-looking fryer in record time and sell it at a reasonable price, but no one mentioned that the result usually tasted like the stuffing inside of a teddy bear."
"I think Ill take my record of 13 goals to the grave."
"I Walk The Line was my third record."
"I see myself as the buffer between the band and the record company."
"The record company really pissed me off when they told me to lose weight. I couldn't be bothered with looking a certain way. So I left the business. I don't regret it."