"Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started."
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"You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to."
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"Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'"
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"Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string."
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"I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church."
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"You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings."
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"But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever."
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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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"My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist."
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"What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino."
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"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
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"If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem."
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"Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget."
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"Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves."
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"Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun."
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"I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund."
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"It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead."
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"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'"
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"Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets."
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"Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting."
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