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Paul Merton Comedian, Actor
Potatoes

"I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never got over it."

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Grant Morrison Comic Book Writer, Novelist
Potatoes

"He read me extracts from a medical journal describing the progress of a staphylococcus aureus infection. And then he pleasured me with a potato."

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Djuna Barnes Author, Poet
Potatoes

"I couldn't ever boil potatoes over the heat of your affection. Your love would never bridge a gap; it wouldn't even fill up the hole that the mice came through."

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Bill Murray Actor, Comedian
Potatoes

"I don't really read the reviews, but I remember one a long time ago I read that said that I had a face like a potato."

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Teju Cole Author, Photographer
Potatoes

"Not explicitly, no. Compared to this enormous, relentless evolutionary activity in the built environment, writing is small potatoes."

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J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
Potatoes

"Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato peelings."

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Gilbert K. Chesterton Writer, Journalist
Potatoes

"For they (capitalists) hold as their chief heresy, in a coarser form, the fundamental falsehood that things are not made to be used but made to be sold. All the collapse of their commercial system in their own time has been due to that fallacy of forcing things on a market where there was no market; of continually increasing the power of supply without increasing the power of demand; of briefly, of always considering the man who sells the potato and never considering the man who eats it."

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Maya Angelou Poet, Memoirist
Potatoes

"I married a man once and we had been married over a year before I found he preferred potatoes. I said, "I didn't know you loved potatoes." And he said that until he was about 13, he thought rice was potato seeds."

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