"I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable."
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"Living, as I do, in an educated and scientific atmosphere, I could not have conceived that the first principles of zoology were so little known. Is it possible that you do not know the elementary fact in comparative anatomy, that the wing of a bird is really the forearm, while the wing of a bat consists of three elongated fingers with membranes between?"
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"I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough."
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"We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing"
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"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you."
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""I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire de coeur.""
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"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
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"Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it."
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"Death will be a great relief. No more interviews."
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"Neither irony or sarcasm is argument."
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"Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying."
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"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence."
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"What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?."
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"Without sarcasm I sink into chaos."
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"There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus!"
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"I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor."
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"You have delighted us long enough."
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"Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate."
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"Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best."
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"The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives."
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